NPC's We Can All Play Around With

Disco Queen Joined: 03 Jul 2007 Posts: 30

The Stereotype Squad

Maria can't consider herself a real Mary Sue unless she has a small army of lusty men behind her. So we gave her a bunch of boyfriends pejoratively called the Stereotype Squad by some of the other students. They consist of:
-Johann, a precocious Austrian boy. Weedy, bespectacled, and rarely seen without a book in hand, he's the typical bookish type in the group.
-Chad, a dim-witted, muscular American quarterback.
-Giacomo. This Italian is the ever-fashionable Casanova. (Giacomo Casanova, geddit?) He has a sexy little blue vespa he uses to pick up girls, and his chat-up line (which rarely fails) is a suggestive "Ciao" accompanied by Fonz-like pointing.
-Toki, the forever brooding dark Japanese samurai warrior type. Maria brings the little joy and sunlight there is in his life.
-Han, the Chinese ninja. However odd as it may seem, he's even MORE hopelessly devoted to Maria than the rest of them are. Bubbly and goofy, his special attack to help her out is to suddenly transform his pet kitten into a gigantic lucky cat that swats Diamondjade's enemies into submission.

Other Students
--Noah Burroughs - Meleaus's dorm mate. He lives with him in the boarding house near the university. Noah is old enough to be a professor (he's about twenty-four), but has been so lax about his grades that he has repeated his course quite a few times. He's kind of a young, horny hippie who swears like a sailor and likes to play his guitar instead of study. In fact, his pursuit for the ultimate bit of skirt was the thing that made him take up Pharmacy in the first place. Noah's a good guy, though, and is always around to be privy to your rants even though he won't always listen.
--Freema, Billie, Cathy and their gang - A bunch of giggling scantily-dressed attractive girls. Freema is the leader of the group and is a Pharmacy major. It is unknown what the other girls are taking, so you guys can play around with it and just PM me or something to edit this bit.

Faculty

-Annie Parish, the gatekeeper. Annie's the lady at the gates who hands out the squicks. She's level-headed and understanding, but can and will beat you up if she needs to. Her appearance is based on that of Annie Cartwright (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Cartwright) from the BBC drama Life on Mars.
-Unnamed Professor. We haven't named him yet or given him a specific subject to teach, but he's a professor working in the College of Non-Relative Sciences. He looks like what you'd get if Darth Vader, Vogons, Sontarans and Pharoahs combined somehow and got plated in metal. He's a towering, terrifying figure of a teacher, always ominously belching out smoke from his mechanical orifices, but this just keeps people from seeing the real pussycat he is. He's one of the nicest teachers in the university, and loves giving well-performing students delicious freshly-baked cookies as rewards. Oh, and his smoke smells of cookies for some reason.

The Squicks

--The octopus creature/translator things are called squicks. They look like tiny armourless Daleks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalek), except almost flat and about 1/16th the size. They also have a small LED-like thing installed on their backs that blink once or twice whenever an operation other than translation is done. On the whole they're docile, and are like Babelfish in that they feed on psychic wavelengths (especially on ones about language) and excrete information needed (such as translations). However, take care of them and treat them well, or they'll pay you back by either translating all your stuff wrong or not translating at all.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:48 pm

I thought Arden was the leader of the mean girls o_o

Disco Queen Joined: 03 Jul 2007 Posts: 30

Lee wrote:

I thought Arden was the leader of the mean girls o_o

You talking about Billie and Freema and them? XD They were the girls Noah was following to the mall in his first appearance. Honestly, I just cribbed the names off the actresses who played the tenth Doctorâ€™s companions. I didnâ€™t think about their names when I made them. Freema and them arenâ€™t mean; theyâ€™re just really perky. XDD

I guess I should put in Arden and them? Though you can do that, right? Youâ€™re a mod, too. Just edit the post. ^_^